:Killing Your :Cue:Cat -- Your :Guide to :Catricide

Why are we destroying CueCats? Why should you care?
WARNING: Philosophical Essay Alert!

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CueCat(tm) executed for Treason!

The Story of the Cat and the Hatchet

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News 12/18: New! Killcat mentioned in the Independent - a national UK newspaper! 11/27: Killcat receives prestigious 7wonders award! 11/15: Less content! More bang-per-second! 11/15: Full-size 1600x1200 pics now on-line! See the destruction up close! The Irony! DC hides behind Anonymizer? New! Could it be that DigitalConvergence, a company which makes a consumer-tracking technology with an Obnoxious License Agreement, chooses to access this site via the Anonimizer so as to avoid being tracked themselves and agreeing to our Obnoxious and Capricious License Agreement? You decide. Who Said That? New! Like DC.com, South Park's Terrance and Phillip also have an obsession with colons. Test your memory of quotes by Terrance and Phillip, DC's Jovan and Dave, and others. Give your Favorite Website a :Colostomy We've spent 5 years developing our proprietary Colostomizer technology -- now every site can have gratuitous colons! URL: Poll How do you use your CueCat(tm)? Use? 5 minutes a day for rock-hard abs! As God Intended! Doggy Chew Toy Gave it to the kids Cooked it Doorstop "Marital Aid" (hey, that's what Wired called it.) Keep my place in Forbes or Wired Didn't get past installation You guys suck - the CueCat(tm) rules! You guys have way too much free time! Other (Or vent your spleen in the Killcat Forum) [ Results | New! Demand a Recount! (not available in Florida) ] Links CueCat and corporate cluelessness Strange but True What do you get when you misspell DigitalConvergence's getcat.com with an 'f'? fetcat.com, the Fetish Catalog! (Oh dear! Grown-ups only!) Thanks We would like to thank all the individuals who have provided inspiration by their creative exploration of alternative uses for the CueCat(tm). In particular: Michael Rothwell's www.flyingbuttmonkeys.com Michael Ducy's CatCook [BROKEN] and Cordless CueCat [BROKEN] Miscellania Comments Welcome Comments may also be emailed here Please notify us of any errors or omissions. Notify me ONCE the next time this site is updated, then forget my email. Email: Privacy Policy: Unlike some companies, we'll keep your personal data private. Or if you're associated with DC.com, we may auction it off.

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